The Perfect Swing

You may not have the perfect golf swing and you may have cemented that imperfect
swing through years of practice. But the Colonel’s philosophy and teachings
will still help you achieve your goals of success on the golf course. People
may some day talk about you the way the head golf pro in a novel* talked about
one of his members:

Standing in the pro shop doorway, he watched with morbid fascination
as Jonathan Jerico got out of his cart, teed up a ball and took a couple
of limbering-up swings with his driver. Observing that swing, any pro
alive would have sworn that its owner never had broken a hundred –
and never would. It was Jerico’s proud boast that he was a self-taught
golfer. Which was mighty decent of him, Don thought, for in his opinion
any pro who would teach a pupil that swing should be stripped of his teaching

If there were a single principle of a sound golf swing that Jerico failed
to violate between first address and final contact, Don had yet to discover
what it was. His knees were too rigid. His weight shift was awkward. His
body swayed badly.

His head turned, his left arm collapsed, and his right elbow flew out
from his body as if planning to drive home a hara-kiri sword. So far as
the arc made by his clubhead in leaving and returning to the ball was
concerned it could only be described as somewhere between a figure eight
and an “S” curve, or the motions made by an ax-wielding woodsman
who inadvertently had stepped into a nest of snakes.

Even so, Jerico managed to play the game surprisingly well. His secret
weapon, Don knew, was confidence. Complete, utter, unshakable confidence.
From the moment he turned off his hearing aid – which he invariably
did when he played – there was not the slightest question in his
mind that the shot he was about to hit would be struck perfectly. If,
by some strange freak of fate, the ball was struck less perfectly than
he meant it to be, he immediately made a self-diagnosis of his swing,
discovered what he had done wrong, lectured himself aloud as to what measures
were needed to correct the error, and undertook his next shot as supremely
confident as he had been on the first tee. As a result, he was an extremely
tough man to beat in a money game.

Don Crowe sighed. Given that kind of confidence and the sharp tee-to-green
game he himself had possessed fifteen years ago, he could have made Palmer,
Casper, and Nicklaus weep bitter tears. Instead he had had a balky putter,
a wife, a baby seven months on the way, and a mounting pile of debts that
had made him forsake his dream of being the best of the touring pros in
exchange for a modest but regular paycheck.

* pp. 19-21 of The Country Club Caper (copyright 1971, Doubleday &
Co.) by Bill Gulick (author of Hallelujiah Trail). Printed with permission.

The Colonel Bogey™ Way will show you how patience plus persistence will
help you build the confidence you need to enjoy every round of golf you play
for the rest of your life. If you are like others who have tried playing golf
the Colonel’s way, six months from now your bad scores will resemble your
good scores today.

Colonel Bogey does not disagree with taking lessons from a
teaching professional and certainly believes that it is easier to play a great
round of golf with a perfect swing than it is with an imperfect one. However,
the reality is for some people that it is easier to quit smoking after 30 years
of 3 packs a day than it is to change your golf swing after 30 years of the
same hack (so to speak). So if you have found that you are one of those people
who just can not adjust to a brand new swing then don’t despair. There is hope for you yet, and you will find it on the pages of Colonel Bogey Online.

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